"Hey man just get on with the point cut the shwandofely. I understand this a treatise in your mind but I don't have all day and I need to get to the point already."
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noun: Shwarmanator; plural noun: Shwarmanators
Root: a Shwamanator is an autonomous cyborg, ex machina, evolved humanoid, conceived as a virtually indestructible soldier
Derivative: colloquial Arabic šāwirma, from Turkish çevirme ‘meat’ from çevirmek ‘turn, rotate’.
verb; Shawa, meaning "he grilled"
1. a person or thing that executes something with machine like force and precision, while keeping in perpetual motion; an enhanced human being who could survive in any environment. “For the exogenously extended organizational complex functioning as an integrated homeostatic system, we propose the term 'Shwamanator'." It is the result of self evolution- osmosis of technology and Biology; fueled by caffeine and shwarmas, and the omnipresence of the cosmos.
3. (G)astronomy; Shwarmanator being the dividing line between the light and dark part of a shwarma's body. The dark part being in the Shwarmanator's belly. it wont be back.
4. Physics; The shwarmantor once started, continues to move forever with no input of external energy, other than caffeine, shawarmas, and in some cases pure photosythesis- emited from a pc screen. A force to be reckoned with, a law onto itself.
noun
noun: Shwarmanator; plural noun: Shwarmanators
Root: a Shwamanator is an autonomous cyborg, ex machina, evolved humanoid, conceived as a virtually indestructible soldier
Derivative: colloquial Arabic šāwirma, from Turkish çevirme ‘meat’ from çevirmek ‘turn, rotate’.
verb; Shawa, meaning "he grilled"
1. a person or thing that executes something with machine like force and precision, while keeping in perpetual motion; an enhanced human being who could survive in any environment. “For the exogenously extended organizational complex functioning as an integrated homeostatic system, we propose the term 'Shwamanator'." It is the result of self evolution- osmosis of technology and Biology; fueled by caffeine and shwarmas, and the omnipresence of the cosmos.
3. (G)astronomy; Shwarmanator being the dividing line between the light and dark part of a shwarma's body. The dark part being in the Shwarmanator's belly. it wont be back.
4. Physics; The shwarmantor once started, continues to move forever with no input of external energy, other than caffeine, shawarmas, and in some cases pure photosythesis- emited from a pc screen. A force to be reckoned with, a law onto itself.
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noun
noun: Shwarmanator; plural noun: Shwarmanators
Root: a Shwamanator is an autonomous cyborg, ex machina, evolved humanoid, conceived as a virtually indestructible soldier
Derivative: colloquial Arabic šāwirma, from Turkish çevirme ‘meat’ from çevirmek ‘turn, rotate’.
verb; Shawa, meaning "he grilled"
He was in full Shwamanator mode ; a seemingly unsolvable problem is suddenly or abruptly resolved by an unexpected and unlikely occurrence - most likely the Shwamanator
Somebody cooked here- must be the Shwamanator
Dude,you haven't slept & you created that? You are The Shwamanator!
That man gets things done, nothing gets in his way, he's The Shwamanator!
noun
noun: Shwarmanator; plural noun: Shwarmanators
Root: a Shwamanator is an autonomous cyborg, ex machina, evolved humanoid, conceived as a virtually indestructible soldier
Derivative: colloquial Arabic šāwirma, from Turkish çevirme ‘meat’ from çevirmek ‘turn, rotate’.
verb; Shawa, meaning "he grilled"
He was in full Shwamanator mode ; a seemingly unsolvable problem is suddenly or abruptly resolved by an unexpected and unlikely occurrence - most likely the Shwamanator
Somebody cooked here- must be the Shwamanator
Dude,you haven't slept & you created that? You are The Shwamanator!
That man gets things done, nothing gets in his way, he's The Shwamanator!
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When the acquaintance you smoke with every other tuesday has nothing but bullshit left you let they them know they have Shwag in a bag. you still puff it of Course because your a filthy broke drug addict.
When the acquaintance you smoke with every other tuesday has nothing but bullshit left you let they them know they have Shwag in a bag. you still puff it of Course because your a filthy broke drug addict.
Tyler- yo, you got anything to smoke
Derrick- yeah i've been saving this for a rainy day
Tyler- "sniff' "sniff" aw thats Shwag
Derrick- smoke it or don't nigga, you broke anyways
Tyler- Fuck you.
Derrick- yeah i've been saving this for a rainy day
Tyler- "sniff' "sniff" aw thats Shwag
Derrick- smoke it or don't nigga, you broke anyways
Tyler- Fuck you.
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