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Shwarmanator 

/ʃəˈwɔ məˈneɪtə/
noun
noun: Shwarmanator; plural noun: Shwarmanators
Root: a Shwamanator is an autonomous cyborg, ex machina, evolved humanoid, conceived as a virtually indestructible soldier
Derivative: colloquial Arabic šāwirma, from Turkish çevirme ‘meat’ from çevirmek ‘turn, rotate’.
verb; Shawa, meaning "he grilled"

1. a person or thing that executes something with machine like force and precision, while keeping in perpetual motion; an enhanced human being who could survive in any environment. “For the exogenously extended organizational complex functioning as an integrated homeostatic system, we propose the term 'Shwamanator'." It is the result of self evolution- osmosis of technology and Biology; fueled by caffeine and shwarmas, and the omnipresence of the cosmos.

3. (G)astronomy; Shwarmanator being the dividing line between the light and dark part of a shwarma's body. The dark part being in the Shwarmanator's belly. it wont be back.

4. Physics; The shwarmantor once started, continues to move forever with no input of external energy, other than caffeine, shawarmas, and in some cases pure photosythesis- emited from a pc screen. A force to be reckoned with, a law onto itself.
/ʃəˈwɔ məˈneɪtə/
noun
noun: Shwarmanator; plural noun: Shwarmanators
Root: a Shwamanator is an autonomous cyborg, ex machina, evolved humanoid, conceived as a virtually indestructible soldier
Derivative: colloquial Arabic šāwirma, from Turkish çevirme ‘meat’ from çevirmek ‘turn, rotate’.
verb; Shawa, meaning "he grilled"
He was in full Shwamanator mode ; a seemingly unsolvable problem is suddenly or abruptly resolved by an unexpected and unlikely occurrence - most likely the Shwamanator

Somebody cooked here- must be the Shwamanator

Dude,you haven't slept & you created that? You are The Shwamanator!

That man gets things done, nothing gets in his way, he's The Shwamanator!
Shwarmanator by jahjahbinxx February 6, 2024
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Shermanator

A sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky lady.
I am the Shermanator. You have been targeted for Shermanation.
Shermanator by Major Miner June 1, 2007

shermanator

your everyday geeky kid with thick facial hair, a big nose and thick glasses, and usually has bad b.o.
Oh my god! Look at the new kid! Hes a total Shermanator!
shermanator by John January 6, 2005

Sharminator 

Sharminator A red hot guy always wanting to get laid. Preferably foreign chicks who dont know a word of english. He also says prepare to be sharminated to all his victims.
Also known as Sharmtron
There goes the Sharminator what a good looking guy.

Shit theres the Sharminator I better hide my girlfriend.

You see the Sharmtron at the party?

Frasers one lucky guy geting to sit beside the Sharminator
Sharminator by -(aaK)- ICE October 24, 2008

shermanator

the shermanator is a cool cat
shermanator by sherm June 22, 2003

Dirty Shurmanator 

(Durt-E Shur-Min-A-Ter)

Definition 1:

A man that fingers his girl before work, doesn't wash his hands, and then proceeds to shake hands with customers all day to transmit the pussy smell onto them.

Definition 2:
When a man eats his girls pussy before work, and wears his covid face mask while working so he can smell his girl's pussy all day.
Definition 1 Example:

Man 1: Dude, you smell like pussy. Did you get laid?
Man 2: Nah, I think that salesman is a Dirty Shurmanator.

Definition 2 Example:
Boss: Hey, you know you're outside. You don't have to wear your mask.

Worker: Oh I know, I'm a Dirty Shurmanator today.
Dirty Shurmanator by Wibby Wu-tang January 22, 2021