Secretary of Pleasury

A milf secretary who is a total whore and fucks with her boss. 9 out of ten times the boss is married, and she might have a family of her own too.

On break, i went to hand some papers over to the secretary, and walked out with my dick wet, courtesy of the Secretary of Pleasury

by mickeyd23 March 6, 2011

secret drawer

A box, drawer, safe, satchel, etc. where somebody's sex items (such as toys, condoms, dirty tissues/toilet paper, and/or lubricants are kept)

The young boy's curious venture turned to one of horror and shock when he discovered his parents' secret drawer in their closet. It took all the effort in the world to keep from throwing up at the sight of the various vibrators, dildos, and lube bottles.

by Mr. DeMille November 13, 2011

[Secret Service Special]

Agreeing to $800 for sex and then offering $30 after sex

The secret service agent agreed to $800 for sex and then tried to give her the Secret Service Special by offering her $30 in the morning

by 00(-7) October 3, 2012

secretely we are gay

swag = seceretly we are gay

Person1: i hav swag
Person2: secretely we are gay

by Maxkondar January 13, 2017

Secret Lesbians

Those two girls that do everything with each other, everyone knows they're gonna get married

i.e Sarah and Laken

I swear they're secret lesbians

by Sour Pickle May 5, 2017

Secret votes

This is known as when a person stops walking, lies on their back, and licks the anus of a junk yard dog.

Frank: “You see that mo fo lying on his back in the junk yard?”
Hank: “Yeah buddy! That guy definitely secret votes.”

by magnateman January 14, 2019

Secret Service Agent

A presidential babysitter with a gun and suit.

Donald Trump: im so f ing tired of these damn Secret Service Agents always policing me and telling me what and what not to do.

by CrazyB0Z0 June 5, 2019