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The shoulder

Similar to The neck but in this version instead of slapping your own or someone else's neck, you gently rub their shoulder. ( This method is used by pansies and the weak) Doing The shoulder will result in you losing your man or womanhood. In other words, DON'T FUCKING DO IT YOU PUSSIES!
1. Nikhil decided that The neck from Angel hurt too much so he created The shoulder.
2. Carlos jumped on Nikhil's the shoulder bandwagon and thus became a bitch.
by RickDaHylianWarrior December 24, 2013
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Shokla

The translation of shokla is babygirl. When using the term "babygirl," it is preceded by the local Hawaiian island slang of, "howzit," or how is it going. In essence, you're asking a female infant how she is doing. Possible responses may come in the following forms. Tagalog translations provided.

I'm hungry! - Nagugutom ako!
My diaper is wet! - Ang basa na ang aking pantes!
I pooped! - Pootra Guess. Matek!

If any of the explanations for shokla does not suffice the usage you're looking for, then bading, bakla, o bayot na lang. It's a term used in the Philippines to fondly refer to a gay person.

Oh, diba H-rowtsee MaMa Lee Us?
Here are other examples of ways to use the following terms shokla, babygirl, and howzit:

Howzit shokla?
Howzit babygirl?
Howzit howzit?
Shokla, howzit?
Babygirl, howzit?
Howzit, howzit?
Magandang umaga Shokla.
Magandang umaga Babygirl.
Magandang umaga Howzit.
Ang ganda mo ngayon Shokla!
Ang ganda mo ngayon Babygirl!
Ang ganda mo ngayon Howzit!


Shokla: Howzit?!
Babygirl: Aight.
Shokla: Tru.
Babygirl: Sup boo, howzit?!
Shokla: Aight din.
Babygirl: Tru.
by Funyetas April 23, 2009
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Shoelace Belt

Shoelace belts have probably been around since shoelaces were invented. They were originally a product of necessity: you lose your regular belt, you're short on time, so you grab an old shoe, yank out the lace and floss it through your beltloops. Bingo.
Possibly the first famous person to wear a shoelace belt was skateboarder Rodney Mullen, thus making shoelace belts popular with skateboarders. Now, all sorts of people are wearing shoelace belts including hip hop star, Wiz Khalifa.
Companies such as Panasaya Clothing are even making shoelace belt made from laces specifically designed to be used as belts so they won't stretch, like normal shoelaces.
My old belt broke so i'm rockin a shoelace belt.
by Sk4teN3rd June 16, 2011
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tapped on the shoulder

Being laid off from a company, usually in one of several large rounds of layoffs. Generally refers to working in a cubicle and somebody from Human Resources comes up from behind, taps you, and asks if you've "got a minute" to talk in the conference room.
Did you hear? Bill and Al got tapped on the shoulder last week....
by SecondLook September 4, 2009
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shoeless joe

Characterized by the following actions (in order):
1) Taking crap in a pair of new or gently used shoes and then carefully pushing the crap into the toe section.
2) Approaching a homeless person/vagrant/hobo with worn shoes and offering him your "brand new" pair in exchange for his old shoes.
3) Laughing hysterically when he discovers his foot has been hot karl-ed and that he no longer has any usable shoes (hence shoeless joe).
4) Running like hell before you're beaten to death with a shit covered shoe.
Last night we drove down to the rail yard and shoeless joe'd some anonymous vagabond.
by Samuel M.F. Johnson January 26, 2005
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shoulder surfing

shoulder surfing is when someone looks over your sholder at an ATM to steal your PIN
He was sholder surfing when the copper spotted what he was up to and whacked him!
by Ads November 22, 2004
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When you are in the need of a very smart(not) intelligent(stupid) comeback or insult this is what you say. Guaranteed to have some kind of result.

-Daniel
IN school during lunch

Joe: What the fu** are you doin.
Daniel: Im eating this bread stick.
Liljj: You like you sukin co*k
Sebastian: Oh you just got burned
George: owwwww
Steven: (dirty smile)
Mickey: Just Stares
Daniel: Go to hell george, screw you sebastian, HI STEVEN!, whats he doing here (pointin at mickey)

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Daniel: Well,frustrated You should go to idaho because you da ho .
Liljj: wtf
Sebastian: HAHAHAHA
George: walks away in shame
Chuck Norris: IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
Everyone: oh shit
Chuck Norris: BAHHHHHHHH!!! while firin lazor
by Daniel R. (Danny911) April 26, 2010
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