scaffeta

Italian slang for 'dirty slut'. Usually used when referring to women named "Bella" or something beat and dirty.

Example 1:"She hits me up to fuck all the time and she has a boyfriend, she's a Scaffeta"

by im_a_birgin December 16, 2013

Scafes

Scafes, a sexually transmitted disease that causes phalic shrinking and homosexuality in males but in females causes vomiting and loss of attraction to all men.

Girl 1: BLRAAAHHGR!!!
Girl 2: are you okay? You've been vomiting all day.
Girl 1: I'm not sure, i feel completely repulsed by men and I don't know why.
Girl 2: you should go to your doctor right away! It sounds like a bad case of the scafes!

by Scafes survivor May 23, 2015

scaramouched

Getting fired after a few days in a high level job, after publicly blasting one's colleagues as incompetent. Usually preceded by a higher than usual degree of drama in one's life (e.g. getting divorced and becoming a parent).

The Mooch got scaramouched after 10 days on the job.

by jma78 August 3, 2017

scaramucci

(noun) a very confident guy who doesn't last long.

"Mike talked a big game about how he was going to rock my world but that Scaramucci was finished before we could get to the bedroom"

by MacToast1337 August 11, 2017

scamfinity

Comcast's crap sister "fiber optic" service, which overcharges for very little content (scam)

Scamfinity just called,

by Wolftallemo November 3, 2017

Scafe

To give

Bruh scafe me some cookies

by Enthusiastic guava December 17, 2017

Scaramucci

A one 11-day period of work before getting fired. A definition coined by Stephen Colbert in "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert," deriving the term from the famous firing of Anthony Scaramucci from the White House after 11-days only in his role as the White House communications director.

Source: youtu.be/aFHAvfKtVuY?t=7m45s

1. "Dang! I thought I've finally landed my dream job, but I got kicked out after a scaramucci!"
2. "I've enjoyed being with her, and the sex was great, before she'd given me the mooch!"

by Falfoly June 17, 2018