Roblox

The "safe" online gaming service for 6 year olds that features overly restrictive chat filters made by people with three brain cells, godawful moderators, spambots, online daters, overly-priced shit that has no worth, and those goddamn "builders club" subscriptions that charge you $5 to $20 a month for absolutely nothing
OOH MOMMY! I WANT TO PLAY ROBLOX PLEASE!
by Wolftallemo July 08, 2018
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scamfinity

Comcast's crap sister "fiber optic" service, which overcharges for very little content (scam)
by Wolftallemo November 03, 2017
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