reverse carpool

When you go to drive somewhere but use separate cars, thus killing the environment.

"Yeah, we'll just reverse carpool and meet up at Target."

by poor.unfortunate.sol July 19, 2019

reverse lag

Reverse lag is when a computer or other device is so fast that events happens BEFORE you command it to do so. It's essentially the opposite of lag. It's a concept that is not physically possible with today's technology.

"I hate running games on my computer, the reverse lag is horrible. I should of gotten a slower computer."

by fmanuswa November 26, 2013

reverse goiter

the act of punching someone in the throat

"if you don't shut up i'm gonna reverse goiter you"
"oooh reverse goiter...right in the adam's apple"

by Brian Choj September 11, 2008

Reverse Optimism

The act of being optimistic about negative ideas, actions, or facts.

The glass is half empty... But that's okay because its a glass full of feces

Mike: We haven't been backed up on orders for a while now.
Jeremy: Yah we don't have alot of "good problems" right now
Chris: Fantastic, Fewer problems!!!!
Mike: Hey douche, reverse optimism isn't going to help us right now.

by mdwong August 19, 2009

reverse cosby'd

when you slip a rufie in a chick's drink and your drinks somehow get switched

"bro how did you end up passed out in that indian guy's garden?"
"ion know man, i think i got reverse cosby'd"

by ashthecoolest December 5, 2016

Homo-reversal

Homo-reversal is a word used in central New Zealand. It describes someone who has died, who was previously widely thought to be an idiot, but now that they have died, people now speak well of them.

Person A: "Bob was such a great guy, why did he have to die?"

Person B: "No he wasn't. He was a dick head. That is homo-reversal."

by Nimrod111 May 7, 2009

Reverse Squirtle

When you jizz up your own or someone elses nose.

Duuudeee, I totally gave Colin a Reverse Squirtle last night and he sneezed it out!

by GypsyEyes666 September 2, 2020