reverse johnson

When a man sticks his erect penis through his legs behind him and penetrates another human beings hole.

Man he sure gave me reverse johnson!

by candyflipjesus May 21, 2021

Reverse Paraplegia

A state of intoxication. You are inebriated to the point where you lose all voluntary muscle control to the upper body such as, arms and head, but you can still walk fine.

We almost put my cousin in a straight jacket last night because he was so drunk I think he was afflicted with Reverse Paraplegia. He was walking around fine but his arms and head were flapping all over the place, so we had to cut him off.

by Alouicious August 29, 2010

reverse-mush

noun:
Person who restores good luck in the presence of a mush, or person who brings bad luck.

verb:
To reverse the bad luck of a mush by acting in the opposite way.
To not accept the truths or corollary truths proposed by a mush.

noun:
Even after the mush entered the room, the house of cards remained in tact, likely due to the presence of the reverse mush.

verb:
The mush attempted to ruin my luck by prematurely offering congratulations before the game was officially over. I did not accept his congratulations and continued to play as if I was not in the lead, thus reverse-mushing his effect.

by Jahvid September 27, 2011

Reverse Reproduction

When a guy gives birth out his Penis

Did you Here about the case of reverse reproduction ...............nether did I

by I have no gender November 28, 2017

Reverse Thanksgiving

The act of shoving a turkey in ones anal cavity. It can be for pleasure or punishment

I walked in on my Grandma getting a Reverse Thanksgiving. I am scarred for life now

by the giver of thanks December 7, 2016

Reverse Mayflower

When the sex is so bad, she becomes a virgin again.

Girl, I slept with David last night and it was so bad that he reverse mayflowered me.

by ketaminebaby August 27, 2022

reversed jesus

a drink that mixes water with wine,

hence turning water into wine.

"Jesus turns wine into water, and kills you for his sins."-Reverse Jesus

A: Why do you add water into wine
B: Because it tastes terrible, maan.
A: Oh a reversed Jesus, then.
B: Yeah, whatever.

C: Gimme a reversed Jesus.
D: A what? Ah that terrible wine with water then.
C: Yeah.

by sucking wine May 16, 2011