A haunt bird of the highest degree. Next in line to be converted to manbearhauntidism and have lads ironing out their testes after touching off her. Scabies likely.
John: "What a sick looking haunt. That's pure manbearhaunt, she's on the way down poke-a-hauntus alley"
by gomefacefromthesea October 5, 2010
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1. A person without a life, who in a facebook poke war camps on facebook hovering over the poke button, waiting for someone to poke them, and immediately pokes them back. A pokecamper can be heard making grunting, snorting, or animal noises when a successful poke is completed. Similar to the noise made when making a twitching face when humping or in the action of mating.
2. A person who attends a religious summer camp or day camp.
3. A vehicle specifically intended to be used for sexual pursuits; also called a shaggin' wagon, fucktruck, sexvan, and/or humpmobile.
1. A person without a life, who in a facebook poke war camps on facebook hovering over the poke button, waiting for someone to poke them, and immediately pokes them back. A pokecamper can be heard making grunting, snorting, or animal noises when a successful poke is completed. Similar to the noise made when making a twitching face when humping or in the action of mating.
2. A person who attends a religious summer camp or day camp.
3. A vehicle specifically intended to be used for sexual pursuits; also called a shaggin' wagon, fucktruck, sexvan, and/or humpmobile.
by rockcityfire December 25, 2010
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Get the Pokeative mug.The result of a rapid/long lasting facebook poke war
Warning: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS
Symptoms: Broken key board, broken/damaged finger, crushed spirit, loss of friendship
Extreme Symptoms: Death
Warning: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS
Symptoms: Broken key board, broken/damaged finger, crushed spirit, loss of friendship
Extreme Symptoms: Death
Person 1: Hey man, what ever happened to our poke war?
Person 2: Don't you remember? I got poke-a-tunnel. Please, let's not go there again.
Person 1: ... bummer.
Person 2: (receives poke notification) ... dick..
Person 2: Don't you remember? I got poke-a-tunnel. Please, let's not go there again.
Person 1: ... bummer.
Person 2: (receives poke notification) ... dick..
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Get the poke shack mug.Tonight I had a guy poke and grope; as the fork he held in ine hand pinched into the my back he went in for the grope with the other. I think I'll see him again.
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