Palmer

Verb: to upstage, show up, eclipse and/or surpass even the most extraordinary accomplishments. To be more interesting than those around you.

James nearly won the spear fishing tournament with a world record catch, but Dean palmered him with an even bigger one.

You might hold the record for that course right now but I'm going to palmer you next season.

by Scoddy71 June 1, 2014

palmetto tree

A palm tree that grows in the U.S. Animals and shit live in them, so watch out!

We saw Palmetto Trees when we went to South Carolina.

by Definer1and2 November 23, 2016

Palm sander

A woman or man who fashions their hair in such a manner so they have a bun or top knot on top of their head.
The bun/top knot is then used to guide the willing participant head in providing oral sex with their partner.

If Jenny, is wearing her hair in a bun tonight she is looking for some palm sander action.

by Feelingit June 20, 2017

Palmer

An assistant principal at Abington senior high school.He doesn’t know what to do with his life except to come down the hallway and tells u to go to iss (
in school suspension or to the lunch. Then he calls u up to his fucking office about the dumbest things.

Oh my fucking god! Y is Palmer come down the hallway again.

by Itsbell August 25, 2018

Palm beach

A place where people think is a nice city because of the mansions here but when they go across the bridge to west palm beach, riviera beach, boynton beach, Delray Beach, lake worth, ect they see ghetto land

Palm beach is A city in Florida that has very high crime rate

by No_cap January 17, 2021

Palm Tree

PALM-TREE /pä(l)m trē /
(noun)

1. The first image that comes after the show proper.

2. The cause of the rage of the audience; something that stir up anger among viewers.

Palm Trees (plural)

(verb)

1. To prevent the continuous progress of an event or activity; to get in the way.

Palm-treed (past tense)
Palm-treeing (present participle)

Palm Tree usage:

(Noun) The palm trees in the ending credits swayed gracefully, as if savoring the taste of the viewers' misery.

(Verb) Just when the main characters were about to kiss, they were palm-treed by a surveillance drone.

by Miya_nyan March 26, 2021

Palm Tree Pounder

Remember when Dorothy was in the wizard of oz and got knocked out before the tornado?

….

YOU’VE BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BALLSACK.

You’re on a bunk bed, you have a pony tail sitting perfectly on the crown of your head, you have the two last rationed pieces of toilet paper and you’re are waving them in the wind like a palm tree in the wind,

We are licking them,

….THEN the hurricane …

BOOBNADO

you’re swirling in the hurricane, dorothys here, (TOTO too)

The HAIRY BALLSACK DROPS IN

….TEA BAG ….in the face!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!!

THEN

Porky the porch pounding monster’s grundle is out and SWINGIN’ (played by Chris Pratt)

You have an euphoric experience….

.:..You’re in the world of balls. ..:…

Finally,

you land, under a palm tree.

You fall in love with Porky.

The two lived happily ever after pounding under the palm trees.

The End

You’ve been sincerely pounded by the

Palm tree

Naughty Porky
Bad Girl

AMEN.

I was hit by a Palm Tree Pounder last night

by KushVeeVee August 15, 2021