poke-a-hauntus

A haunt bird of the highest degree. Next in line to be converted to manbearhauntidism and have lads ironing out their testes after touching off her. Scabies likely.

John: "What a sick looking haunt. That's pure manbearhaunt, she's on the way down poke-a-hauntus alley"

by gomefacefromthesea October 5, 2010

pokecamper

Pokecamper - (pohk kam-per)
1. A person without a life, who in a facebook poke war camps on facebook hovering over the poke button, waiting for someone to poke them, and immediately pokes them back. A pokecamper can be heard making grunting, snorting, or animal noises when a successful poke is completed. Similar to the noise made when making a twitching face when humping or in the action of mating.
2. A person who attends a religious summer camp or day camp.
3. A vehicle specifically intended to be used for sexual pursuits; also called a shaggin' wagon, fucktruck, sexvan, and/or humpmobile.

Jessica is such a friggin' pokecamper, she always pokes me right back after I poke her!

by rockcityfire December 25, 2010

Pokeative

the quality of being someone who pokes alot on facebook or something

you are pokeative

by Cato_Ping October 24, 2011

poke-a-tunnel

The result of a rapid/long lasting facebook poke war

Warning: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS
Symptoms: Broken key board, broken/damaged finger, crushed spirit, loss of friendship
Extreme Symptoms: Death

Person 1: Hey man, what ever happened to our poke war?

Person 2: Don't you remember? I got poke-a-tunnel. Please, let's not go there again.

Person 1: ... bummer.

Person 2: (receives poke notification) ... dick..

by fury of a taco September 1, 2011

poiked

to stick up in a peculiar manner

He'd been wearing his hat all day, so now his hair poiked.

by Sox2 October 8, 2011

poke shack

a small dojo of fuck

come to my poke shack and quench your thirst for penis darlin.

by paulschlube July 11, 2012

poke and grope

Noun: a fork in the back and a hand at the breast

Tonight I had a guy poke and grope; as the fork he held in ine hand pinched into the my back he went in for the grope with the other. I think I'll see him again.

by Angleerick December 15, 2013