Bashing open a conker 

Smashing a black girl in the ass

Ay yo, I was bashing open a conker earlier

Bashing open a conker by BigBoyChungus777 September 18, 2020

PM open 

For men: a thirsty call for noods. Like a baboon makes its butt more red to attract a mate. The Kik male uses “PM open” in their username and usually a torso to try and lure women in for the noodles.
For women: a risky move on Kik. 83% of women with “PM open” are actually males (see above) which make the other 17% just wanting some deep.

His username said PM open hoping someone would slide.

PM open by Deepration July 21, 2021

FBI OPEN UP 

FBI might be watching me

My waifu: Senpai HARDER FASTER DEEPER.....

FBI: FBI OPEN UP!

FBI OPEN UP by Afriend_of Allison January 23, 2023

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something

otherwise known as bad ascii art

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something... and if you don't forward it to 5 friends, you'll have bad luck

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something by big2na June 15, 2011

Captain kickin' in open doors 

A variant of 'Captain State the Obvious'

Tss Captain kickin' in open doors!

Captain kickin' in open doors by CaptainessObvious June 28, 2011

deli is open 

-Refers to the fact that a girl is looking/ accepting suitors and hook up buddies.

-Especially when in pursuit of someone specific

Megan: Holy shit Maura, he's so hot.

Maura: Is the deli is open for him?
Megan: Fuck yes

deli is open by Marm the grandmother November 29, 2016

The beagle open

The state of readiness , a call sign or refrence for one or a group to engage in drinking festivities at any bar ; usually military.

Every day Kyle Ask If the beagle open .. lucky thing my name is Kyle

The beagle open by Town242 May 8, 2021