A cum phone is when Alyssa touches her phone to type with the hand she uses to masterbate, while in the middle of masturbation.
by lolpooperaiz April 16, 2023
Get the cum phone mug.A person who spends too much time on their phone or has their head in the phone all day.
Second meaning: a person who is "drunk" over watching too much "adult films" on their phone.
Second meaning: a person who is "drunk" over watching too much "adult films" on their phone.
Guy 1: Dude, check out this video of an elephant!
Guy 2: Ugh bro, you have been showing me so many videos on your phone, you're such a phone drunkie.
Second example;
Guy 1: I watched these hot videos on my phone all day dude, it was the best.
Guy 2: God dude, you're such a phone drunkie, just stop.
Guy 2: Ugh bro, you have been showing me so many videos on your phone, you're such a phone drunkie.
Second example;
Guy 1: I watched these hot videos on my phone all day dude, it was the best.
Guy 2: God dude, you're such a phone drunkie, just stop.
by CptSoda June 12, 2016
Get the phone drunkie mug.When sitting anywhere but a car especially with your cellphone on silent. Every slight bump and jolt seems like it is vibrating. This is especially traumatic when you actually are waiting for some important call.
Dude 1: What the hell is that guy doing?
Dude 2: The one with torn clothes and wild eyes?
Dude 1: Yeah, he's pulling his cell from his pocket every twenty seconds.
Dude 2: Oh, that's just phone paranoia.
Dude 2: The one with torn clothes and wild eyes?
Dude 1: Yeah, he's pulling his cell from his pocket every twenty seconds.
Dude 2: Oh, that's just phone paranoia.
by TheManicChipmunk August 11, 2012
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Get the sonic phone mug.A competitive Olympic sport in which a regular child (Typically in a UK Secondary School) will attempt to steal a chav's phone from Bradford, in hopes not to be shanked by a sharp shard of glass or beaten by his gang of Sixth Form Chavs.
Partaking in this event comes with dire consequences, such as broken bones, deep cuts from glass and severe beatings and pummelling's.
Partaking in this event comes with dire consequences, such as broken bones, deep cuts from glass and severe beatings and pummelling's.
by Sooty_ January 2, 2021
Get the Steal a Phone mug.When someone is focused only on their phone and nothing else.
Completely ignorant to the outside world.
Usually this person is standing or walking slow as balls
with their eyes glued to their phone.
Completely ignorant to the outside world.
Usually this person is standing or walking slow as balls
with their eyes glued to their phone.
I told Brad the story about my ex, but he was in a phone-coma he didn't hear anything I said.
Bro, that guy almost got hit by a car and he didn't even notice!
I know bro, he's in a phone-coma.
Bro, that guy almost got hit by a car and he didn't even notice!
I know bro, he's in a phone-coma.
by IsaiahtheBatman (ABH) October 10, 2011
Get the phone-coma mug.Joe was walking down amongst street people and decided to use the phone-phoney technique to avoid being pan-handled.
by Bob Plumeau June 19, 2008
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