Very slow. Refers to the snail's pace at which the testicles are retracted upward into the groin area when exposed to cool temperatures.
by audioman42 May 12, 2010
anything that reminds you of watching an extreme close video up of a naked running dudes prunes, in super slow motion.
Going to see the movie on opening night sounded like a good idea, but driving to four different theaters only to find out that it's sold out was begining to feel like slow motion balls.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010
by @vloneshon January 11, 2021
Having the intentions of double timing your "Slow Balls Honda" and moving at the speed preposterous to other vehicles around you.
by Epcon March 31, 2008