Very slow. Refers to the snail's pace at which the testicles are retracted upward into the groin area when exposed to cool temperatures.
Dangit, this data connection is slow as balls! I wish my iPhone was on Verizon...
by audioman42 May 12, 2010
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anything that reminds you of watching an extreme close video up of a naked running dudes prunes, in super slow motion.
Going to see the movie on opening night sounded like a good idea, but driving to four different theaters only to find out that it's sold out was begining to feel like slow motion balls.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010
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When you don’t want to do something for somebody or are yo lazy to do something
Josh: bro let’s go to this girls crib to watch movies

Me: slow ball Jamal no cap
by @vloneshon January 11, 2021
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Having the intentions of double timing your "Slow Balls Honda" and moving at the speed preposterous to other vehicles around you.
Tom- "Burn Em...!!!"

Rick- "I'll try but I do have a "Slow Balls Honda!"
by Epcon March 31, 2008
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