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'nose job'

Infatuated with an intense passion for another person regardless of a relationship/non-relationship with that person.
Enrico's 'nose job' for Serena was so intense that he looked like a Probocis monkey!
by talk2me-JCH2 August 1, 2022
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brown-noser

Alike to the term ass kisser, brown-noser is a person who obviously has his/her head to close to the dirty arse of some person (or something).
Tony Blair has his head stuck up Bush's conservative arse, such a fucking brown-noser.
by Dammo June 7, 2004
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Nose Raisin

The crunchy, flake-like concoction of snot and blood that feels about the size and texture of a football made out of broken glass when it's lodged in the back of your nose. Notable for the relief you feel when finally firing off a farmer hanky and defiling the local area with the raisin and related, viscous detritus. Initially appears as a raisin, but looks more and more like one as you roll it up, let it dry on your finger, or stick it on some scratch paper for continued observation.
Dave's allergies and constant nose picking gave him a constant stream of nose raisins. His sister was always grossed out finding them stuck and drying to her computer keyboard, looking like dried cranberries, with dark flecks of her brother's familiar snot.
by Steven Tobolowsky May 8, 2010
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Nosey Seagull

Also known as a shoulder surfer : a person that loiters just off your shoulder whilst you are typing/surfing.

Usually the first indication of a nosey seagull is a useless throwaway comment about what you are looking at...
they can also be identified by the tilting of their head that catches your eye...then when you turn round, their stupid big fucking beak is almost touching your face.

They also have a nasty habit of picking up and reading printouts from a printer, that clearly do not belong to them.

They also tend to have stupid names like Roger.
Roger the nosey seagull: "I see you're looking at the old interweb there?"
Jeff: "Fuck off you big Nosey Seagull cunt" (the prefix and suffix used here are not always required but make it sound awesome.)

Alternative versions can be used when talking to a nosey seagull that happens to be your boss:

Roger the nosey boss seagull: "I see you're looking at the old interweb there?"
Jeff: "Bad Nosey Seagull!" (you can then either repeat this or add "cunt" depending on how much you like your job)
by woim August 3, 2011
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Nosha

Is slang for saying no shit.
Was probs made by some private schooler boy who thought they were a lad.
Yeah nosha mate I copped 90 on that test
You got any more beers mate? Yeah Nosha mate
by JonPill April 28, 2020
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Sir Nose D

"Sir Nose D" is short for "Sir Noise Devoidoffunk" a character from Parliament's "Funkentelechy vs. the Placebo Syndrome"...Probably Parliament's best album after "The Mothership Connection".

Some theorize that "Sir Nose D" represents a coke dealer, and in fact the whole album is about cocaine addiction. Throughout the album Sir Nose refuses to "Dance" -in this context, do his own wares...Sort of makes sense, but this author could find no conclusive evidence of such. Should you find any, please amend this definition.
Starchild: "Has anyone seen Sir Nose D...tell him he *will* dance...He *must* dance!"
by H-Star-I September 27, 2005
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Nosto

a small town in connecticut the no one has ever heard of, and has a bigger population of cows than it does people
i live in Nosto
by Corey Duvall. August 13, 2008
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