Murphy

That kid is a Murphy. A complete stalker online. He hunts people down. And watches Django Unchained.

"That kid is a Murphy, he always has his computer and is Facebook stalking while watching that one movie!"

by Who The Hell Are You? May 21, 2013

murphy's law

The stupidest, most nonsensical "theory" ever. If it's a joke it isn't funny.

"Anything that can go wrong, will." What the fuck does that mean? I mean I wake up every morning and drive to work in my piece of shit car. I haven't gotten into an accident and my car has never broke down. There you have it I beat the stupid theory.

One of the most common examples that I hear is when stuck in traffic the other lanes around you will move faster than the lane you're in. What? What about the people in the other lanes, why doesn't this bullshit law apply to them? I could name some more examples but frankly it isn't worth it.

Murphy's Law is a crock of shit.

by aldwardo November 3, 2006

murphy brown

a woman (usually older) that is generally unattractive but nonetheless makes you horny

"check out condi rice giving bush a BJ. she's a murphy brown"

by Phil January 24, 2005

morph

In the Power Rangers universe, it means to use a device such as a belt buckle or wrist gadget to effect an near-instantaneous, yet special effects laden transformation from ordinary person to costumed crimefighter.

It's morphin time!

by Philip January 23, 2004

murphied

making purring/growling noises during sex

yo i was all up in that shit and that chick murphied all night long.

by dr. erik and secretary carly July 1, 2009

Murphed

to be defeated in shame; utterly crushed

We all got murphed.

by John Klingerton March 13, 2011

John Murphy

Something that is stereotypical white.

Wow, you go to a prep school and live in Massachusetts. What a John Murphy

by The other guy's ugly brother January 8, 2014