Good Morning

When you wake up from a night of sex and your privates do not hurt.

Tom-So did you have sex with her?
Jack-Yup and its a good morning.

by Nasty Nate the Dragon Slayer August 20, 2009

steamy morning bacon piss

When you have been on the piss all night you're dehydrated like a mother and when you hit the pan for the morning leak, it stinks like you've chowed a bag of rotten asparagus. Not only is it brown, smells of bacon.... its steamy too.

Like whenever i get fucked up and don't drink water before i pass out.

by Timmy J May 7, 2005

Flying Manning

The Flying Manning is a gay sex position best described as a cowboy with the rider flapping their extended arms and screaming "I'M FLYING, I'M FLYING"

S.C: So how was the lift home last night?
A.B: Terrible, he gave me The Flying Manning

by Nachington November 19, 2010

morning joe

the act of sticking your finger up your own ass, and milking your prostate...then adding it to cream your coffee.

Sam thought I was still asleep when I caught him making morning joe. I haven't had coffee since.

by greenmonstahmsn.com July 10, 2010

morning stiffness

When you wake up with an erection.

Today I woke up with morning stiffness.

by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006

early morning ass blaster

an exciting thing that happens

"Wow! That sure was an early morning ass blaster" Jane said to Joe.

by JaneS September 25, 2006

Peyton Manning

way better QB than brady, despite his stats. Brady only wins cause he has a good team to back him up. TOM BRADY IS A FAGGOT PUSSY WHO RUNS FROM FIGHTS

1)Fight during 2007 Regular season patriots vs Steelers game
-Brady starts talking trash and is running away like a little pussy

2)There is a fumble right next to brady he steps back and lets everyone else deal with it. Peyton Manning wud get in there

3)Both Brady and Peyton Manning run with the ball. Brady slides down like a lil pussy and Peyton Manning tries to break through

4) Tom Brady stares at his Center's Ass a little too much.

5)Brady cries too fuckin much

6) He got girls pregnent and ran from them

7) Peyton Manning wud BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM

by peyton Manning is a BAMF January 11, 2008