Morning Beaver

1) When a woman first wakes up and her vagina is gummy and smelly.

2) Morning breath for your other mouth.

ex: She was down to sex it up right away in the morning, but her morning beaver was intolerable.

by echo_echo_echo March 23, 2011

morningwood

Slang for erection.

I've been walking around with morningwood all day. I really need to get laid soon.

erection

by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015

morning blues

1. when you stayed up way too late and you dont want to get up for work.
2. when you usually get up early in the morning and it is the middle of winter.

sometimes i get the morning blues from staying up all night.

by nobody else here April 24, 2017

college mourning

Mourning the fact you're not a college student living off beer, Ramen noodles, and mommy and daddy's money anymore.

"Why does Johnnie still wear his (insert any) University football jersey and drink until he falls down?"

"College mourning."

by Paulzzy March 29, 2010

Good Morning

A phrase indicating you hate women. "Good Morning" is synonymous with "I hate women". Originating from MEMRI TV a news channel by the Middle East Media Research Institute which translates Middle Eastern media into English.

A comment for a video read as:

"this song goes very hard

love from kazakhstan

I hate women so much it's unreal"

Part of incel culture terminology. Not in mainstream usage as an insult. Can be seen on incel and incel adjacent websites. Websites used for trolling, doxxing, etc such as 4chan and Kiwi Farms also occasionally use the phrase.

Good morning, I hate women. Good morning to all my brothers. Today is a good morning.

by FearOfBees May 12, 2022

Virgin Mary Morning Sickness

A nauseous feeling in the morning that occurs with a female virgin who is not on their period. Since they are not on their period, they cannot be sick due to period cramps. And since they have never had sex, they cannot have morning sickness due to pregnancy unless they are pregnant with the Christ.

My mother thought I was coming down with something, but it turned out to just be Virgin Mary Morning Sickness.

by The Morphist April 7, 2015

Morning

A beautiful girl who has a great personality and is basically a dream girl.
She also likes kitties

Garrett look it's morning

by Gman1669 May 22, 2016