Midlife

Midlife,
Do dont let him check your shorts.
Lover of sheep, Owner and President of "Bank Of Midlife"
Substanial penalty for early withdrawl

Midlife stole my Sheep, But he did get me a good deal on a loan!

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

four minute milf

milf so desirable that premature ejaculation is inevitable

I was looking forward to a whole night of bliss, but she was a real four minute milf.

by philologue August 14, 2011

MILF

MILF Miner I'd Like Freed. Came to use after the Chilean Miner Rescues.

MILF miner I'd Like freed

by VerifiedLiberal October 15, 2010

milf

The act of me vigorously banging jacobs mum after saying i wanted to

Yeah i tapped rachel shes a total milf oi and i tapped that ass!!!! :))))

by RachelReid September 21, 2016

milfenstein

Fit mum that was created by an evil scientist and came 2 life with 2 dildos through neck. She is the Queen of all milfs and has DD breasts. Wot a milf.

FRANNYS MUM! (usually taken up the bum, often harm done)

by Jamie H January 12, 2005

midlike crisis

Using the excuse of a midlife crisis to get everything you like.

Husaband: Honey, I know I shouldn't have bought a $95,000 red sports car, set of extended Pings, mink pimp jacket or the lifetime gold membership to Tattletales. Please bear with me, I just can't help myself! It's my midlife crisis!

Wife: More like midLIKE crisis!

by cloverhays2 October 21, 2010

MDILF

Abbreviation for a mother AND daughter you would like to fuck. Aka - The golden ticket

"Have you seen that ridiculous MDILF over there? I would ruin both of them, then post the video on the internet"

by Scotty-2-the-B August 10, 2012