mathew

a weird retarded hunk of crap of a person

oh man that guy is such a mathew

by potato paint July 22, 2017

matthew

A sexy man who can cause ladies to swoon over him. He has his way with treating a girl.

girl: your boyfriend is so good. He fits his name. Oh that matthew

girl 1: bitch he is mine!!!

by darkened soul July 31, 2016

Matthew

Matthew is a redneck midget who chews tobacco, and hits on his girlfriend's best friend.

Matthew: "Hey baby come give me some tongue."
Girlfriend: "Eww gross you just put in some dip!!"

by kopns April 1, 2009

matthew

A retarded person who is missing an appendage.

"he became a matthew after stepping on a landmine"

by Micah P. May 22, 2008

Dave Matthews

A Dave Matthews is when one enjoys drinking a beverage of human urine. This procedure was popularized by the musician of the same name, who enjoys the taste of urine on stage during performances.

If you're ever in a survival situation, or just need a refreshing beverage, drink a "Dave Matthews".

by afernandez December 12, 2007

MATTHEW

one who is dumb enough to break his TV with a tennis ball

matthew is a brick

by psefu September 21, 2016

Matthew

A guy who is just plain annoying. This motherfucker has the stankest breath I have ever smelt, and is always coughing and speading is mank breath around like a cloud.
A gaming douschbag who thinks he is just the coolest, when everyone is actually laughing behind his back.
He like stealing internet and looks at alot of porn on his Iphone during lectures.

Guy 1: Yo bro, here have a mint.
Guy 2: Naw bro, I'm cool.
Guy 1: Take the muthafuckin mint! Don't be a Matthew!

Stop speadring that shit round like a Matthew

by Icarus92 November 2, 2012