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magic merge 

The act of merging onto a limited-access highway without checking mirrors or getting to proper speed; usually involves following the white line all the way into regular traffic by a driver oblivious to other vehicles on the road.
"On the way to work this morning I almost got in a wreck when this bitch just magic merged right in front of me!"
magic merge by terafunker July 19, 2009
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magic droplet 

a kind of lquid that alters your state of mind to which every thing is happy, but only cuz there are growing holes in your brain. Haapppy happpy joy joy
Hey man I'm doing some magic droplets, my world is upside down, but in a good way.
magic droplet by Katieyoface August 29, 2009

Magic Skank Fairys 

What the link is between you and your drink
I rubbed my beer bottle really hard, and Magic Skank Fairys came out!
Magic Skank Fairys by KandTJ November 20, 2009

magic office ride 

Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.
Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(

Magic McHugh

An Irish female who utilizes her charm to get what she wants from her fellow classmates. Usually of the tall nature, she befriends Persians and excels at track.
Maggie: Hey, how was track today?
Sam: It sucked, cuz of that darn Magic McHugh stealing all the guys.
Maggie: Oh. I see.
Magic McHugh by OMGimamags April 14, 2010

Magic Jeffrey 

The act of sticking the rim of a glass bottle into one's rectal cavity proceeded by defecating into it. After the turd has come out of the butt, the user must now turn upside down so the turd that was recently inside them, is now back where it belongs.
I went to a party where I had to do a "Magic Jeffrey". Suffice to say, I didn't shit for five days.
Magic Jeffrey by Michael Veerman November 22, 2011

magic spot cats 

the domestic persian cat has a magic spot on their head right between their eyes - that when pressed in the right way they go in to a trance like coma stade allmost like when humans meditate.
Oskar the beautifull persian can be silensed for several minuttes when Pelle puts his finger between his eyes and mark his "magic spot cats" place...Oskar looks like at gopple melting bacwards ore like he has been smooking more than 60 joints -he drops his head an stones out with eyes open right untill you lossen your grib! All you have to do is place your finger between his eys and softly press it and here the coma starts!!!!
magic spot cats by piggy ride August 20, 2011