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millard scale

The amount beers it would take to have sex with the person you are rating.

This is the reversed scale of 1-10 when rating someone's attractiveness. While on the 1-10 scale, 10 would be good, 10 on the Millard Scale would be a terrible rating. It would mean 10 beers are required to get you to sleep with that person.

(1-10 is the generic rating system, but some people can handle more, which would make 10 NOT the worst nor maximum rating.)
guy 1: she's a ten
guy 2: on the millard scale?
guy 1: I meant the generic scale, on the millard scale, she's a 0.
by kingjeremy August 17, 2008
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Millenial Humour

Something that is weird and surreal, sometimes also meaningless
"Wow, millenial humour is so weird"
"It appeals to the male fantasy"
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Milfer

Milfer is that who watch most milf videos on adult sites who like to watch milf video and who like women like as milf
I am a milfer

Are you milfer
by Whitewdow September 29, 2021
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Bette Midler

Legendary singer, actress and comedian known for her brassy singing, and her vibrant stage persona. Born in Hawaii, Bette went on to star in films such as The Rose, Beaches and The First Wives Club. Midler also conquered the music charts with "From a Distance" and "Wind Beneath My Wings".
I went to see Bette Midler in her Kiss My Brass concert last night.
by Jonnybooth March 15, 2007
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Millered

verb - the act of having a proposed time pushed systematically out with the same, or similiar, excuse. Usually in 15 minute increments. Most often happens between the times of 8:30pm and 10:00pm EST.
"Hey steve, wanna play a game tonight?"
-"ya sounds, good. I'll be ready at 8:30"
"ok"
8:30 arrives
"Steve you ready?"
-"ya just gotta do a few quick things, gimme till 8:45"
"ok"
8:45 arrives
"alright steve"
-"ya just gotta eat something, i'll be ready at 9"

"millering" repeats until about 9:30-10:30pm upon the arrival at two conclusions

"jesus we were ready hours ago....we got fucking millered"
-"relax im here, let's go"

or

"steve its 10 o clock, wtf."
-"ya i got REALLY comfortable in this chair...i won't be playing after all"
"what the fuck, my night just got millered"
by Weres June 29, 2009
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Millemonkey

Quite simply the master tactician. Excels in all aspects of leadership. Is a king amongst his peers.
Millemonkey is the finest Baron in any tribe on World 13!
by Millemonkey July 27, 2009
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millbrasia

Nickname for Millbrae, CA, a suburb near San Francisco. Nickname is derived from the high Asian population.
P1: Where you from?
P2: Millbrae.
P1: Oh, you mean Millbrasia?
by strategic salami April 20, 2016
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