Dirty Megan

When you Uber your date home after she gets so drunk she starts freestyle rapping about the sex you haven’t had yet.

I lost my boner the minute she started acting like a dirty Megan.

by Juicy F.S. August 23, 2024

Meganed

The act of overpouring drinks, with the goal of making the drinker regret their decisions.

I went to the pub for happy hour and I totally got Meganed! I didn’t leave till close and I feel like death.

by Stoker2277 June 26, 2019

Megan Marko

Like, totally the HBIC of the GSC! Duh!

Megan Marko is totally the HBIC and also kind of a BDE.

by jdawg2008 January 16, 2020

Megan

Biggest twat in all the land. I've never met someone so stupid. Also racist.

Why oh why would you be friends with that bitch Megan?

by MeganHater69420 May 2, 2022

Megan

The most retarted name in the world. Don't go to close to this girl and don't ever fuck with her or she will piss you off and fuck you and then you'll get a cockprint in your legs.

Elliot: Hey did you see megan last night?
Greg: ya she was jockin on my dick all night!
Kyle: DAMN she got game bitch

by Guy249 October 27, 2021

Megan

Megan a ditzy blonde who loves blue waffles and lemon partys she will google anything shes asked to and spends 90% of her time naked

Has no idea of how to use technology other than to watch lemon party porn

See that megan watching the lemon party

by Highlander90 January 27, 2018

Megan

Megan has the biggest juiciest grippiest moose knuckle pussy in the universe. A Megan in the wild will Hoover suck your dusty soul out your lifeless meat wand and leave you convulsing like a tasered mall cop.

Megan is the best thing that will ever happen to you in your life. Tread cautiously and know you will feel slightly suicidal on some days but all of her majestic qualities are worth the occasional ideations.

Wow my bird chest just chest collapsed I just got Megan’d !

by Meowdompompom November 23, 2021