it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek

A line spoken by impa from the legend of Zelda breath of the wild. Not much to say here.

Link: Where is your birthmark

Paya: U-Uhhh

Impa: it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek

by Mistyman6 March 28, 2023

left on open

Snapchat: DO NOT KEEP SENDING MASSAES CLEARLY THE PERSON SAW IT AND IS IGNORING YOU DOESNT MEAN "try again" !!!

"Damn she left me on open again."

*sends an other snap*

"You stay leaving me on open"

*girl replies*
"And you going to be left on open dont try again"

by YesThisIsHowGirlsFeel November 25, 2016

eyes left!

During standard military formation, when the battalion marches past the Colors, the Battalion Commander and other dignitaries, the platoon leader orders his platoon "Eyes Right!"

This command is to order the platoon to look towards the the Colors and Battalion Commander as they march past.

Along with the Battalion Commander, several dignitaries may also be present with him. These dignitaries may include heads of state, congressmen and even the President.

Since many people are disappointed with Obama, including the Armed Forces, this "inside joke" has a strong foundation. The "inside joke" is to command "Eyes Left!" so that the platoon looks away from Obama instead of towards him.

This offense is punishable in a military court, so the order will never be heard nor followed. But in secrecy, in the military bases, in the bars outside of the bases, and at the homes of fellow men, "Eyes Left" means that you are upset with the way Obama is running the country.

Military Man 1: So what do you think about Obama?

Military Man 2: Eyes Left!

by cityguychicago August 28, 2009

left-handed football bat

Someone or something rather odd or f'd up you might say. A person who ate a few too many retard sandwiches.

My drill instructor was sure a left-handed football bat.

by Jebus January 27, 2005

Left Swipe That

When you see a picture of someone smoking you would "left swipe that"

Jim~ Here's a hot chick, ooh but she's smoking

Patrick~ Left swipe that!

by PartyPat March 4, 2015

Left-Winger

Someone who stands on the left side of the political spectrum

"I heard that Bernie Sanders was a Left-Winger."

by Fagdolf Shitler February 22, 2018

exit stage left

what you say to someone when you want him/her to get out of your sight.

get out of my face, you Wap. exit, stage left.

by KRHimself November 5, 2004