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wease the juice 

An act that normally takes place in a gas station or convenience store in which one places his/her open mouth underneath the spout of an ICEE/Slurpee slushy machine, and proceeds to pull down on the dispensing lever so that the delicious frozen product (juice) can be easily deposited into the oral cavity. Ferocious brain freeze typically ensues. It is usually done stealthily in order to escape without paying, since it is essentially stealing or "weasing" (like a weasel) another establishment's product. This concept was demonstrated perfectly by Pauly Shore in the movie "Encino Man."
Godamnit you crazy road lizard if you wease the juice from my store one more time I will smack your face off of your face.

Person #1: Dude I was out mowing the lawn all day so I went to the Circle K to wease a little juice.

Person #2: Shut up man I have a migraine.
wease the juice by MorningX July 26, 2009
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Baby Juice Pistol 

An implement gentlemen use to impregnate unsuspecting ladies.
Alastair Pearson stop waving your baby juice pistol in my general direction...its most off-putting at the breakfast table.
Baby Juice Pistol by Henry Rowburger September 25, 2009
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Council Juice 

It is the natural water from the taps of everyones homes provided through pipes and drunk by many
Hey Jimmy can I grab some council juice I'm gasping
Council Juice by N01 CaVeMaN December 9, 2019

fanny juice 

Vaginal secretions of the sexual origin. Or it could be your ass leaking
I wish I didn't wear a silk skirt tonight, you could see my fanny juice right through!
fanny juice by Mannyjuice April 1, 2017

bust juice 

v. To release semen from one's penis after adequate stimulation. See ejaculate, shoot a load, squeeze one off, nut.
Kate buried my 6 inch, cut tool within her generouse boobage. I couldn't help but bust juice all over her face and neck after 30 seconds.
bust juice by keyshaw August 9, 2005

Cranberry juice 

Used to make girls vagina taste sweeter
Dude my girl started drinking cranberry juice

street juice

street juice is a combination of water, and sugar. the origin of "stree juice" is unknown. but is reputed to have started in the hood as a replacement for koolaid.
guy1: whats up my nigguh?
guy2: nothin.. watchin b.e.t. sippin on some street juice
guy1: o tite tite.. man b.e.t. is like the greatest channel ever, i love how it portrays the black youth, i can relate so much.....................i love viacom

street juice by kriegz June 7, 2007