Jurdonna

very nice emo ape of a person

She is a Jurdonna

by salamalecomalecosala December 12, 2023

jurgle

to flaunt one’s fun points on the grongo app; influenced by grongo’s heavily criticized priority registration system

tim: any plans for tonight?

amy: i’m planning to jurgle

by teeveevee December 12, 2023

Jurgle

A product, and Verb that can only be bought on Grongo with Fun-points at Western Washington University

Boy: “I just got my Jurgle! I can’t wait to jurgle”

Girl: “dude what!! I’m so jealous, I wanna jurgle so bad”

by wwu_yaks December 12, 2023

Juran

I agree, He is the orgasm. Will literally do you so good, You'll say "I love you". Then next day, treat you like shit and only come back to you when (juran) wants you.

You're just a man
Its just what you do
Your head on your hands
as you color me blue
-Norman fucking rockwell by Lana Del Ray
is literally the song of juran

by trashcoatdumpsterbin December 17, 2023

Jurassic Park

Becoming alarmed or surprised by an unexpected aggressive stimuli.

Dude that guy came out of nowhere and totally Jurassic Parked me.

by GConey December 31, 2023

Jurian

Very offensive slur to those from the city of Jurmine, Chicago. It means moronic dodo.

Oh of course a Jurian created this. It's so ass.

by jimbobbybo January 3, 2024

jurskola

Lāces castration clinic, if you go to this school chances are that Lāce will take your balls just like she took Agņa balls and now he has low T because of her

Agnis went to jurskola and now he has no balls

by Nauris January 9, 2024