fucker idiot blazed

A type of high that you get from smoking a certain strain in Toronto, Canada

Can also be used as a insult for someone acting stupid

Your fucker idiot blazed

Why would you jump off that roof, you're so fucker idiot blazed

by biggZoD May 15, 2011

Telstra Idiot

1. noun A person who is regularly convinced by his/her local Telstra provider to upgrade services that they don't need, for money they don't have. Often characterised by excessively large data allowances with incredibly low usage.

2. noun The person who is always in front of you in the line at a Telstra shop who does not understand anything the desk clerk is telling them. He/she also always seems to have one more question.

1.

Adam: You know, I hear that Steve has 200 GB of downloads a month!
Eve: Really?! He must download heaps!
Adam: Nah, he just uses Facebook.
Eve: Oh....what a Telstra Idiot!

2.
Customer 1: You say that I have 10 GB of usage a month...how many megabytes is that?
Customer 2: (to himself) Man, that guy is a Telstra Idiot....

by blue_jacket July 21, 2011

asinine idiot

you

you are an asinine idiot

by bored human August 19, 2013

Baked Idiot

A baked idiot is someone who has smoked so much weed that even simple tasks seem impossible, or take too much extra time.

I can't believe he just did that, what a baked idiot.

by plaid.princess.91 May 31, 2015

pissed idiot

Someone who can't handle their booze and carries on like a complete bellend.

Everytime he drinks, Nick turns into nothing but a pissed idiot.

by Stormingnorming January 30, 2016

Inarticulate idiot

A person that believes "Bon Appétit" is pronounced and spelled "Bone Apple Tea".

Some inarticulate idiot actually believes that "Bon Appétit" is pronounced, and spelled "Bone Apple Tea"!

by Orchid'sAllure August 20, 2016

peak idiotness

The maximum level of idiotness any amount of people can be.

"oh boy, Dave sure is dumb!"
"Yeah, he's achieved peak idiotness!"

by CHATALOT1 May 30, 2018