Clam Chutney

Typically caused by ejaculating half of one's man chowder inside and spraying the rest all over the outer region of the vagina. The recipient must not bathe for three days to achieve optimal results.

I thought I'd give Jenni something special for Valentine's Day so I started to engage in cunnilingus. I took one look and said "Damn, girl. Where's the crackers? You got some Clam Chutney up in here! Go take a bath.

by Marquis70 March 27, 2011

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Spanish Clam

A delicious entanglement of beautiful women, usually engaged in sexual acts involving bodily fluids.

I opened the restroom door in first class to check in on my girlfriend and found her in a Spanish Clam with three flight attendants and a shihtzu.

by Clam Caravan June 1, 2018

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Clam Bomb

When a female drops her vagina on a man -or- woman's face, typically in an aggressive manner.

Damn! Did she clam bomb you?

I got clam bombed last night, and she hasn't showered in two days!

by thepensmen September 7, 2016

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Clam Scrambler

The unwashed hands of a female who has recently "rubbed one out" A.K.A. masturbated.

No matter how clean the bathroom is you never know whose nasty unwashed clam scrambler just touched the door knob.

by Stankle Toof May 2, 2019

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Clam Jam

With a variety of clam, from the Bearded Clam to the Soft Shell Smooth Clam, many Clams can be found with Clam Jam. Clam Jam is a buildup of male ejaculation, that becomes engulfed in the clams natural frothy excretion, causing both to solidify into Clam Jam. Clam Jam can be identified on these Clams based on texture, and jello like texture. This makes for a wholesome snack on crackers when obtained freshly from the Clam. Most Women quite enjoy the Clam Jam spread on crackers with a cold glass of pink Moscato.

Jenny's clam was spewing Clam Jam, so I made her Clam Jam Crackers with a glass of Moscato.

by Peter R Wong January 29, 2021

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