horse hockey

A tall tale that is so extravagant that there is no way anyone could ever believe it.

George Bush's economic plans.

by jesster79 March 6, 2004

Lame Horse

Something that is very lame and dysfunctional. So lame that if it were a three legged horse, you'd have to shoot it.

That TV show is so lame horse!

Your mom is such a lame horse!

by Kanderson March 23, 2009

horse's arse

Something ugly, used or comparisons.

Her face was the horse's arse.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

Horse Trailer

Verb. To perform a horse trailer you need a truck with a rollbar, a horse trailer behind said truck, a friend to drive the truck, and obviously some nasty ho. What will be done is the ho is tied to the rollbar of the truck, with you pounding the bitch from behind, your friend drives the truck and trailer down the road, while the girl whinnies like a horse.

I was horse trailering this bitch when my buddy ran off the road killing her and the horse.

by oftrash July 29, 2009

poojan horse

When you leave a turd in the toilet and put the lid down. Derived from the word Trojan horse.

Dude, you know that girl I got freaky with last night. I left her a poojan horse for her.

by anon.gcfgv755r March 18, 2015

Horse Pumped

To get fucked hard or fucked over .

Your boss just horse pumped you for your pay raise...what a prick

I just horse pumped this bitch, my nuts are drained.

by Swiper.no.swiping October 1, 2008

Horse Girl

A Horse Girl is that one upper middle class girl who in most cases lives on a farm she Is typically considered weird or a outcast,commonly wears Denim Jeans with a white T-shirt with some occasions rocking a brown vest that may or may not have strings on the bottom,It is mostly believed that the Horse Girl Maintains a Sexual relashionship with her horse.

Human 1: Hey Dude that horse girl is weird as fuck I heard that she gives head to her horse.
Human 2: I wouldn't even be suprised if that was true

by Bayou De Port O Bordeaux April 7, 2022