stupid hooker

A hooker who's so stupid she doesn't even know or realize shes a hooker.

I started dating this chick named Julia Nicole and she was fucking guys for money. I had to inform her she's a pro and she still didn't believe me. Julia is and will always be a stupid hooker.

by rareform3d June 28, 2023

hooker

One who is like a prostitute enjoys sex for money but wants nothing but pleasure kind of like a whore and a slut except they look really cheap like they have big blonde hair and cake on way too much make-up

That chick in the black leather, yeah the one that crawls out at night, is a hooker.

by DizzyLizzy November 17, 2006

Dead Hooker

Golden Tee Arcade Game-because dudes at the bar group around the thing staring at it like it's a fucking dead hooker.

...boyfriend-less at the bar again...another man lost to the Dead Hooker...

by skyyris December 29, 2004

hooker

my ex girlfriend because she dumped me.

Since she dumped me, I call her a hooker.

by saul bernstein December 24, 2008

holler

The word "holler" has been widely used by caucasians in an attempt to appear "hip" or "rad." Karey and Ellett claim that they invented this word and are responsible for its widespread use. This, however, is certainly not the case, seeing as it was previously used the night of Sief's birthday party more than two years ago =)

1. Ellett and Karey did not invent the word "holler," but rather stole it from various other sources.

by Rangerdanger July 15, 2008

Dirty Pirate Hooker

A slut, who tends to take anything she is given at any given moment. They tend to be gold diggers, but are not as skilled, and are temporary.

Overall identifiers:
1) Fuck anything that can walk, hop or crawl.
2) Do anything for money and/or a good time.
3) Can fit at least one set of balls in their mouth.

Observers:
Girl One: Oh she is a dirty pirate hooker!
Girl Two: Dena?! I know, she has done at least every guy in this room, she must be hungry or something.
Girl One: I swear I heard her bragging about how many balls she can fit in her mouth...

Guy and Dirty Pirate Hooker:
Guy: Wow, you seem like a good time.
Dirty Pirate Hooker: I know I do, let's hookup sometime.
Guy: For real?
Dirty Pirate Hooker: Yeah, whats your name again?...

by Scrotch December 4, 2007

hoiler

Similar to a beer gut or a pooch.

"Wow, you should cut down on the fast food; that's quite the hoiler you've got going there..."

by Brooksy_ January 16, 2008