Heather

A song I very much relate to

I still remember the 3rd of December me in your sweater you said it looked better on me than it did you only if you knew how much I like you, but I watch your eyes as she walks by what a sight for sore eyes brighter than the blue sky, she's got you memorized while I die how could you ever kiss me, I'm not even half as pretty you gave me your sweater it's just polyester but you like her better I wish I were Heather

by Thatweirdgay December 1, 2022

Heather

Girl, usually has blonde hair. Loves random Spanish, plays trombone. And uses said trombone as a weapon. Possibly had a broken collar bone in 5th grade. Has a best friend named Gracie, who may have dark hair and play the flute. Heather is classified as a Band Loser, because Band Losers and way cooler than band geeks. Birthday is in February. She may also be known as Heatherito. Likes the Arizona Green Tea Energy Drink. Heather has a mosquito. The End.

Heather: "Oh shit, I broke my collar bone!"
Gracie: "Oh no! BAND LOSERS TO THE RESCUE!"

by invaderxgaz January 2, 2009

heath ledger

Pertaining to medication. More or less along the lines of 'pills' in-general. Could be any form of name brand drug used for headaches, minor fevers, minor or major anything you can get symptoms for.

ie. Ibuprofen/Aspirin, Advil, Bayer, TUMS etc..

Barry: I've got a massive headache my friend, got anything for me?

Larry: OH YEAH BROTHER! Take a few heath ledgers in the medicine cabinet. It should do you right up! No-pun intended BROTHER!

by Max [mg] January 11, 2009

henchman

oafff, needs to die her hair back!!! and get some friends

shes so fat, ugly....I mean she is a HENCHMAN

by gia February 17, 2003

Henchman

A shredded not fat man called oliver

He’s a henchman because he’s shredded and not fat He must be called. O l I v e r

by Shredded henchman Oliver October 29, 2019

heathman

usually a very short male. typically blonde and popular with girls. a heathman is generally very creative and loyal to his friends. he has a small circle of close friends and a wider range or hundreds of friends. everyone loves a heathman so people try to be their friends.
someone who has a heathman as a friend is very lucky and should do all they can to keep them.
usually has a small penis.

1) Wow! That kid is so fit! He's such a heathman!
2) Haha, that guy has such a small willy.. what a heathman.

by bigman20100292 April 15, 2010

Heather Spacker

Heather Spacker is basiclly a spacker. She is very bubbly and energetic. When Casualty Theme tune starts to play maan she goes CRAZY! Her favourite things include - Eating Lampshades, being the best spacker she ccan be and singing and dancing to Casualty! She tries to be like the cookie monster by singing and dancing to her best friend, Gay who is her special pretend Elmo. Heather enjoys her yummy diet of ham and Jam sandwiches and Lampshades - her favourite flavour are the green ones. Miss Spacker also likes eating Gay's bogeys - Yummy.

Dude 1 - Maan that girl is craaazy.

Dude 2 - I know right, she must be a heather spacker.

Dude 1 - Heather What? She is pretty hot.

*Heather eats one of gays bogeys which she keeps in her special bogey tin*

Dude 1 - Okay -maybe not. :L

by Sloth73 August 19, 2011