Grinklebaiting

The act of 2 men tying together each others penises then, both men pull away from each other causing both penises to be severely stretched.

Did you hear John and Mike were grinklebaiting together?

by Nash_6 September 23, 2025

Grock

Someone lame and weird that needs get over themselves

C: you are so weird

G: stoping being such a grock

by Lqt1245 June 4, 2025

Glonk Eliel

- A kid that doesn’t do shit in game and is overall buns at the game and acts zesty

Yo, you’re such a glonk eliel at this game

by Mr yummy bean June 5, 2025

Glonkin

To copy some1 else's style or steez and make it so pretentious that its totally ruined .

Owen: "Bro stop glonking my steez"

by kalifragilistic June 18, 2025

Grok blocked

The moment when you ask Grok to confirm or validate a red-pilled conspiracy theory or piece of misinformation, expecting affirmation, but instead it corrects you with factual information, exposing that you were misinformed. Often results in cognitive dissonance, abrupt silence, or a pivot in the conversation.

I prompted Grok to celebrate Elon as a self-made icon and it Grok blocked me with a full timeline of inherited wealth, strategic manipulation, and companies he didn’t actually start but claimed to anyway.

by Rusty Roswell June 20, 2025

Grok

The sound one make's while being throated by a the member of the male sex; and/or facsimile.

Musk: I-I-I t-t-hink yeah, o-open pro-prob-probably two to thre-yeah-no-yeah-mmhmm yeah 2 micrometers.
Trumpopoline: 'grok' 'ssslllrrr 'grok' tu-tu-tu 'grok' grok' 'grok'

by StevenHuengusGrandmasterGoon June 27, 2025

Glonk

Calling someone “Glonk” is usually a lighthearted jab, suggesting the person:

Did something awkward, clumsy, or unexpectedly silly

Was moving or behaving in a way that’s a bit offbeat, like tripping, dropping something, or saying something random or confusing

It’s like being called a goofball, just with a weirder word.

My friend buddy Jake lost us the game so I called him ‘glonk’

Or

Richard is such a ‘glonk’ because knocked over his water bottle

Beaudry just fell with no serious injuries, that was such a ‘glonk’ move

by Jake Beaudry 69 June 30, 2025