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Halo Goggles

Light perscription glasses or vision enhancing device needed/worn only while watching TV, playing video games, or attending sporting events.
Well if we're gonna play Matchmaking, I better put on my Halo Goggles, I need every advantage I can get!
by Williestyle December 28, 2008
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Ze goggles, zey do nothing!

A phrase of mostly-unknown origin which is used on forums and image boards to denote that a certain story or image is shocking, disgusting, appalling, etc.
*someone posts scat porn*

Me: ZE GOGGLES, ZEY DO NOTHING!!
by desudesudesu September 5, 2007
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roman goggles

The opposite of "plating." To wear Roman goggles is to go through life not willing to see people's shit.
Some of the people who come into the ER are so dysfunctional, I have to wear Roman goggles just to stitch them up.
by SootyUnicorn December 8, 2013
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milk goggles

when someone sporting a huge load gets an artistic flair and decides to straw goggles on his partner's face.
Kathy had to go to the optometrist her milk goggles leaked into her eye.
by Teri DelVecchio September 16, 2003
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Goggle Tweek

Flipping out by either kicking, screaming, biting, punching, or swearing.
Mr. Nelson if we don't put up a shade for the window above my head i am going to have a goggle tweek
by Joe Pfeil October 25, 2007
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goggle hump monkey

A person who thinks they look like Amy Whinehouse and is very lazy and idle. Some think the goggle hump monkey is very man like
Goggle hump monkeys are usually found in Urban areas. One is known to be lurking in the United Kingdom in a town called Bristol. It has yet to have been photographed.
by 6moley9 June 20, 2008
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Gogglefool

A person who doesn't understand proper English and is also very lack luster about life, sometimes known as lazy.

Comes from the term 'Goggles' to do nothing and 'fool' - A clumsy or stupid person who is pitied by Mr.T
That boy is such a Gogglefool!
by Nortcele October 28, 2014
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