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german scotch

A person passed around for sex also known as every ones bitch to men and women
he was a german scotch at the party last night
by Swagmoneygetitright December 14, 2014
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german captain

When a man consumes his own ejaculation.
When my wife and I have sex, I German Captain in my own mouth.
by kittnclaw September 2, 2014
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German Incursion

When a person gives a handjob to two people simultaneously, each receiver on one side of a national border. (Cross-border handjob) -Taylor Richard
Lucy was on the German/Belgium border giving a German incursion.
by Frine February 13, 2015
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german mario

A version of Mario who sings about sex, mortal combat, and gay men.
german guy: did you see do the mario where i come from?
gamer guy: no, german mario talks to much about sex, mortal kombat, and gay men.
by anarchyroks666 April 29, 2015
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German Meat Grinder

When a couple engage in sexual activity, the female's vagina is so small that the male struggles to fit his penis into it. This will result in the penis being suffocated inside of the female and therefore start to throb, resorting to immediate ejaculation.
My bitch gave me the German Meat Grinder the other night, my cock is killing me!
by GreatWhiteD May 21, 2015
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German Ass Fucker

"Last night was rough. I'm not feeling great this morning. "

"It must have been that german ass fucker"
by Abacaxi May 26, 2015
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german army hat

Often referring to the tip of a man's penis. Also called a mushroom head.
He had a big German army hat on him.
by bigbarbie86 October 27, 2015
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