IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING

The appropriate response to the unwanted question "ASL?" on Omegle.com or similar chat sites.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING
You have disconnected.

by katielibertine April 15, 2009

Laughing my fucking ass off

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period

LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off

by lovelifeallday February 24, 2012

hard fucking

The opposite of gentle love making.

"So did you guys make tender music last night, Bill?"
"Shit, no! I gave Monica a dose of my hard fucking!"

by sumdood January 4, 2005

Dumb Fucking Bitch

A woman who does not listen to any form of reason, often responding to reason with a dumb, bitchy response.

A woman who expects you to do everything and anything at all times and bitches you out if you dont do only one of those.

Mom: You don't try to get a job so your being disrespectful
Me: (thinking) wow your such a DUMB FUCKING BITCH

by This Guy Making This Post July 12, 2011

Of-course fucking of-course

Your answer when one replies to your order as though it was a request.

Brick Top: "I've got a bear-knuckle fight in a couple of days, I want to use the Pikey."
Turkish: "All right, of course."
Brick Top: "Of-course fucking of-course. I wasn't asking, I was telling."

by Richard Munch December 7, 2004

jesus fucking kennedy

An expletive phrase linking and interfusing two individuals bound to the American psyche by their early deaths and cults of personality. The intermingling of the names punctuating a moment of intense frustration or hopelessness.

Jesus fucking Kennedy, is this traffic going to move or should we start building condos here!

by Andrew the Coiner March 19, 2008

ass fucking cock sucker

1- Insult.
Someone who:
1) Fucks people in the ass
2) Sucks cock
Basically, an ass fucking cock sucker

You sir, are an ass fucking cock sucker!

by Bobby Rex August 15, 2003