flaker

someone who you’re so jealous of it’s insane

she’s such a flaker…. i want stuff like that

by punztwt March 13, 2022

FLOA

Future lesbians of America

“Yo you see them softball girls over there?”
“Yeah”

“They definitely a couple of FLOA

by Lebrone James May 11, 2022

Flake

A person who more often than not cancels plans last minute and at times without any notice or letting you know they are unavailable.

Shit… Ria flaked again. I’m so over it I’m blocking her.

by Ria15 July 30, 2022

Floaf

Fox+loaf+floof=floaf

A fox is known as a loaf but they're also floofy so they're considered a floaf
©VixenPaws156

by VixenPaws156 August 10, 2022

Flakbakar

An early Swiss plane tested in Brazil in 1909. It involves shoving a metal rod up the pilots ass. The test didn't end well and ended in severe prostate damage to the pilot.

I feel bad for the pilot who flew the Flakbakar.

by Master of Muppets. August 16, 2022

flakle

A dude or bro who says he gonna be there for you and stands you up in the end.

Ayo brah, can we meet up tomorrow night? I’ve got something important to tell ya.

Mf: yeah dawg, I’ll be there.
Ayo, it’s been two days … never mind you’re a flakle.

by Totti August 27, 2022

Flakpanzer

A tank that has either antiaircaft/antimissile automatic cannon and missiles with latest radar, lasers, and electronic detection devices, too. Can be a radio-controlled toy, too.

The Ukrainian flakpanzer shout down five of the latest Russian short range cruise missiles.

The puppy delightfully chased the toy radio-controlled flakpanzer aroud its fenced in yard.

Why weren't both the Pentagon and The White House guarded by flakpanzers on 9/11/01?

by Taktardikus Maximus September 15, 2022