festivation

fun events, such as a fair, festival, or circus.

Yea, they have the carnival downtown, so we're going to go enjoy the festivations.

by Rosyln Faulk December 19, 2007

festered-out-city

festerville;

a city of festers;

the crowd at a Guns 'N' Roses concert (which is ironic really, considering the term partly emerged from the corruption of their song lyric 'Paradise City');

when too many ex-'Greenpeace' members (expelled for smelliness and total lack of personal hygiene) congregate in one area (well I just couldn't say all Greenpeace- after all, they did
"t-r-y", not stopped, but "tried" to stop whaling- hey what the hell are my donations for then!);

"Whoa man, let's get the F n G outa here, it's a goddamn regular festerville up n in this!" panics Sad,
"Yeah Saddywah, those R.E.M. lovin' tree huggin' ferals over there are making my olfactory senses internally vomit, nuthin' but festered-out-city ", observes Zack.

by Zack Bathory March 26, 2008

Festive Gooch

The days between Christmas Day and New Year.
A period of uncertainty

"Whats going on?"
"Nothing. Same old Festive Gooch"

by Boggins. October 12, 2010

Festersome

The state of festering, the inability to do anything other than vegetate, preferably in one's bed or in front of the TV. The addition of unhealthy foods, post alcohol consumption haze, duvets, and a crazy bed-head are greatly encouraged.

Christ, are you as festersome as me today? I'm blaming the damn jagerbombs.

by Annie Green April 2, 2011

Festering Fiesta

A name given to a rusty old claptrap Ford Fiesta. An alternative to 'Uncle Fester The Fiesta'. The name is a spoof of Uncle Fester (Fester Adams) from the Adams Family who is portrayed to be stupid, old and ugly.

Guy 1: Hey dude, the Fiesta failed it's MOT, guess it's time to scrap the pile of junk
Guy 2: Ohh dude,. I'm gonna miss the festering fiesta

by ScrappingMyFiesta June 15, 2011

Festivemas

Festivemas is similar to Christmas, but just doesn't have all the religious garbage. You can still give gifts to people and be nice and all that, but you don't have to put up with those damn religious christmas songs and Jesus things.

John: Hey, what are you doing for Christmas?

Jack: Oh I don't celebrate Christmas, I celebrate Festivemas. It's like Christmas, but without all the Jesus.

John: So you still give gifts and stuff?

Jack: Yep.

by LongJohnSlivers December 22, 2013

Festive Bush

When a women shoves tinsel up her vagina

When I walked in the room, Shaniqua's vag was stuffed full of green,red and gold tinsel it was a very Festive Bush

by FagFaggotSon December 15, 2014