1 definition by LongJohnSlivers
Festivemas is similar to Christmas, but just doesn't have all the religious garbage. You can still give gifts to people and be nice and all that, but you don't have to put up with those damn religious christmas songs and Jesus things.
John: Hey, what are you doing for Christmas?
Jack: Oh I don't celebrate Christmas, I celebrate Festivemas. It's like Christmas, but without all the Jesus.
John: So you still give gifts and stuff?
Jack: Yep.
Jack: Oh I don't celebrate Christmas, I celebrate Festivemas. It's like Christmas, but without all the Jesus.
John: So you still give gifts and stuff?
Jack: Yep.
by LongJohnSlivers December 22, 2013