Unexpected Fap

When something is presented for non-sexual purposes but turns out to be sexy.
Check out this video of a lady talking about bees.
Unexpected fap.
by Murzon December 09, 2022
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Buddha Fap

Masturbating to Pornhub in bed while sitting upright with legs crossed, finding peace and enlightenment while busting a third-eye nut.
I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.
by ^^!$#@ February 03, 2023
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no fap friday

the idea of not fapping every friday
Friend: You wanna fap?

Other Friend: No its no fap friday
by fortniterule34 November 16, 2022
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Fap cloud

People who go on DeviantART or other soical media and just follow hundreds of porn/fetish accounts just to get their jimmies off. Fap clouds have no icons or anything. They are just their to coom to whatever pedophilia, bestiality, objectified women and farts.
"Oh look. A new follower! Oh it's just some tween with a Fap cloud. sigh"
by Chevyman95 January 23, 2021
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Narrative Fapping

When a person can only masturbate to a piece of media if it has a clear narrative/story line.
Man I can't jack off to this piece of hentai. Wait a minute it has a story line!!! time to start narrative fapping.
by ZepherFish March 08, 2024
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fuming fap

i'm sick of getting these answers wrong, gonna take a fuming fap real quick.

after failing the test, johnny slipped into the bathroom and came out 20min later...that fap was definitely fuming.
by SheepLand June 12, 2021
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Fap likes

The name for social media ‘Likes’ a female receives when she posts attention seeking photos with the sole purpose of showing off her body.
“She wants people to gawk, dude. She posted this picture on Instagram for fap likes.”
by mojomoop February 17, 2022
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