Some self-proclaimed fortune-tellers may actually believe in da claptrap dat they are spouting, so maybe they themselves are smoking a little crystal myth of their own!
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someone who says they're really straight (them being in the closet) but in reality, they're gayer than all rainbows combined, but they don't wanna admit it (hence the term crystal closet, because everyone except them can see through their closeted behavior. the trans equivalent for this would be "egg".)
x: have you seen z? they're so gay it's turning me homophobic, like come out already!
y: typical crystal closet behavior, they'll grow out of it (i hope)
z: IM NOT GAY ISTG
y: typical crystal closet behavior, they'll grow out of it (i hope)
z: IM NOT GAY ISTG
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My best friend is Crystal!.
by Crazycrystal5 September 23, 2023
Get the Crystal mug.Crystal clear (adjective): A deceptive expression used to precede insincere, misleading, or dishonest information. In this context, it no longer conveys the usual meaning of clarity and transparency.
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Get the Crystal Meth mug.Crystal is one of the prettiest girls. She has a great personality and always makes you laugh. She is so sweet and kind-no matter what, she will put a smile on your face. She is so smart(street, not book) and kind. Everyone loves her. She is not afraid to stand up to what she thinks is wrong. She is independent but is not afraid to have a little fun with her best friends. She is open and one of the best people. She is not afraid to beat someones ass if necessary. She herself is a bad-ass. She is the bestest friend to have. PERIODT
Person: Hey, Crystal right?
Crystal: Yeah, how did you know?
Person: Everyone knows you. You are the best.
Crystal: Yeah, how did you know?
Person: Everyone knows you. You are the best.
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