creepy-ass cracker

a white person who is acting in a strange, menacing, or otherwise deviant manner, especially if the person is following you, stalking you, or threatening you in any way.

By carrying a gun, calling the police, and following Trayvon Martin because Martin was a young black man in a predominantly white neighborhood, George Zimmerman was acting like a creepy-ass cracker.

by tokai August 16, 2013

Cracker

A person with at least three generations of Floridian ancestry from one or both sides of the family. It originated from the few groups of people that lived in Florida before proper settlements began, when men would herd cows through the miles and miles of palmetto bushes, cracking their whips to keep the herd moving in the right direction.

"Those crackers are crazy; heardin' cows through miles of palmettos?"

by Brandon December 10, 2004

cracker

adj.

used to describe something unwanted or stupid. similar to gay

1."You like my car? It's a pinto."

"Man, why would you drive a car as cracker as that?"

2. "My computer crashed again? What a cracker!"

by shla'tekkin May 5, 2009

Cracked

Cracked in some rare, but relevant circumstances can refer to someone in a complimentary form regarding their beauty, grace, and or elegance.

Cameron swaggered up to a beautiful lady and admired her for just long enough to get caught.
Bronte exclaimed, "Are you right there?"

Cameron replied, "So you are just stunning to look at, you're cracked."
She blushed and they went on their merry way.

by CrackedPepper February 14, 2021

Allabama nut cracker

The art of standing on one leg and kicking yourself in the testicles. This act would normaly take place before foreplay or in a confession box.

That hoe was real dirty, so i showed that bitch an allabama nut cracker n she shat herself

by Jamesk December 11, 2008

Cracker G

The name given to a white gangster.

Sup, Cracker G?

by KnifeYaD November 19, 2009

cracker cakes

Cracker Cakes (n.): This particular food is often referred to as a rice cake, and is a flat circle of tasteless dried rice and nearly weightless. Since only white people are the main consumers of theses delicacies they can also be called a cracker (term for white person as well as type of food) cake. More specifically, white women dieting are the largest demographic for this flavorless snack.

Can we please stop by whole foods quickly so I can fill up on cracker cakes before we go to the gallery opening?

by sucio2 August 13, 2010