Condom

Something you forgot to wear last night when you were doing your girlfriend.

You: Oops, I forgot to wear a condom. Oh well, who gives a shit?

by Misogyny May 14, 2011

Condom

A rubber shopping bag used when having sex with a girl that is really loose/been around the block & a feel more.

by Visual September 5, 2003

bale of condoms

a @#%load of condoms. Usually found at Costco.

Hesh: "I'd like a tank of gasoline and a bale of condoms."

by Ravnshade September 18, 2006

condom-wank

A condom-wank is a jack-off session a guy has while wearing a condom so there's no clean-up required.

I sometimes have a condom-wank because there's no clean-up required!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

condominium

A device that prevents pregnancy. You can go buy one and live in it for a very low price, but only because they are effective 97% of the time.

Jace Treat lives in a condo(m) with Katriece Zar.

by kwang June 10, 2003

Condamor

1. Meaning really experienced in video games; knowing all there is to know about video games 2. Just being really cool; famous; popular; liked.
3. The best of the best of all there is to be the best of at video games; uber

It comes from various slangs and typo's on online video games.

Dude your so totally Condamor! RAD!

by Hobo Joe January 26, 2005

condiment intolerant

When ordering food, being against having any condiments added by the food preparer, instead preferring to get the condiments on the side so that they can be added at one's own specific desired amount.

Jerry: "Can you just put some light mayo and yellow mustard in two separate little containers on the side?"

Sandwich maker: "ahh.. yea, I guess I can do that for you. You must be condiment intolerant, eh?"

by Big Cogs January 6, 2009