apple computer

crap; slow as fuck

My apple computer is still downloading a page from yesterday.

by Alexa July 2, 2003

apple computer

A weaksauce way of using a "computer."

Apple Computers lick ass!

by The Jinj July 3, 2003

Campus Crusade for Christ

a college campus cult that will isolate you from your current friends and will force you to believe everything they do or you will be sent directly to hell

John: Was that the Ku Klux Klan walking around campus?
Me: No. That was Campus Crusade for Christ. The CCC.
John: I don't see the difference.

by dmlt August 5, 2011

apple computer

a large, cumbersome, ugly, expensive paperweight

"The theif stole my papers, but not the colorful apple computer I was using to hold them down."

by the sheepherder July 5, 2003

apple computer

piece of shit computer, can only run w. other apple software and one of the many companies that complains that mircosoft is a monoply which they are but produce good computer accessories...not apple shit.

by SFdickie49 July 3, 2003

apple computer

a personal computer manufacturer well known for the stylish design of their high-end computers, also a computer manufactured by Apple

Apple Computer just released some new software yesterday.

by teh_applegoddess July 6, 2003

apple computer

A computer-like object that tries to pretend that it is a PC. Instead, it is just an electronic toy controlled by a mouse with only one button. Disgraceful! Commonly referred to as a Macintrash, Crapintosh, or Macintrash (because of Macintosh apples, of course).

In elementary school, before we learned what real computers were, we thought apple computers were very technologically advanced.

by Brubaker July 7, 2003