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Commie Mike

by Titty Bob and Bart Le Froof October 30, 2004
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comit

a mixture of coffee, vomit, and snot. It exits your throat and nostrils at insanely high speeds. Once you start, you will continue to comit until your stomach is empty.
So, this one time, woody, matt, and i were triple teaming this chick, then we went to waffle house, drank around 18 cups of coffee each, and proceeded to comit for the next 3 hours.
by comptonassbrock January 15, 2005
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Commie

Holy shit are there a lot of them... That is fucking hilarious!

Hym "Boy oh boy, am I glad we won the Cold War! Otherwise there would be a bunch of commies infesting our institutions! Convincing an entire

generation of our population that communism is a good thing. That shit would have been wild! 30% of our population would identify as imaginary made up genders and blatantly ignore objective reality.All of the social media outlets would be ran and operated by these commies and they would almost exclusively control how we disseminate information.
It wouldn't be hard for them to usurp our government from there. All they'd have to do is find a way to guarantee an election victory by exploiting the fact that only half the population actually votes to determine who is going to be the president. Which would be easy to do because the people who don't vote wouldn't know that someone else cast a ballot in their name (assuming that you found a way to convince people that voting in person was dangerous and made so that people casting votes no longer had to verify their identity). And then they could just institute a bunch of Kafkaesque/Orwellian bureaucracies to maintain control even when their party was no longer in power. That way voting them out wouldn't even work because they could just try again in 4 years (because they never have to stop trying). It would be kind of like this gangstalking thing I'm always on about. Except in Macrocosm. They could just be incessant about it and keep on doing it until they get the desired outcome. And there wouldn't be any evidence because they just don't ever have to admit they're doing it and can keep doing it until all of the people who believe that it's happening are dead. Man... I'm glad that's not happening... Unless they're going to make me their king. In which case, I'm going to need a giant Xerxes throne made of gold and would be very glad that it's happening. Commie King Xerxes... Yeaaaahh...."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
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commuter students

Pussies who don't stay at school for any number of reasons. They will never fully appreciate the college experiance.
by Hans Christian Eichman November 6, 2006
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commission

1. One person gettin beat by a whole group.

2. A cool group of kids from Dunkirk, NY.
1. Muffuggas bout to get commission.

2. Ill get commission on yo ass.
by Anonymous June 4, 2003
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10k commotion

Quite possibly one of the nerdiest online comics ever, about two groups of angsty kids that train to win a DDR tourney.
Yes, they take a Dance Dance Revolution tournament that seriously.
Called a manga by some, despite the fact that it's american-made.
10k commotion is one of the nerdiest things I've ever seen. The main character has a backpack with fairy wings.
by Oni-Unit July 3, 2005
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committia

The name of the social disease that describes somebody with a fear of commitment.
That's the third girl in six months that Matt has broken up with. He must suffer from committia.
by M.Sherman January 9, 2009
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