iced coffee

frame of mind in which the subject is hot and gettin cooler

that dude's got it all. he's iced coffee.

by omar hesse June 24, 2008

coffee mug

A tiny, useless piece of equipment used for storing coffee that only an idiot would bother to use.

I'm too stupid to realize that a full sized glass holds more coffee and gives me more energy, so I drink out of a coffee mug.

by JPeg92 August 14, 2009

cup of coffee

Commonly used in an escort review to refer to an orgasm. Symbolic of ejaculate that is or will be released.

I spilled my first cup. After a little break, she offered me a second cup.

by pinmedown September 5, 2005

coffee shop pervert

an individual (usually a hipster) that frequents coffee shop in hopes of getting some poontang.

Coffee shop perverts typically spend more than 2 hours at a coffee shop at any one time.

by Tha_Cuddla May 4, 2005

Tea or coffee

These are used as code words for when in public places talking about sex openly and not feeling embarassed about talking about it.
Tea to be refered to as the 'front' passage for sex; and coffee to be used for the 'back' (anal) passage.

So when you wake up in the morning - do you prefer Tea or Coffee? haha
this can also be fun in the work place when asking the boss if they want tea or coffee!!

by AJay7 August 16, 2006

coffee regular

Coffee ordered at Tim Hortons in Canada. Translates to one cream and one sugar.
Often used in conjunction with the double double when taking orders for fat friends.

I'll take a coffee regular for me and a double double for "Moby Dick" here.

by breakwall January 14, 2005

Coffeeer

Of or being more like Coffee than just regular Coffee. This includes adding large amounts of sugar, cream, and other additives.

As opposed to a regular hot cup of freshly brewed coffee, A coffee that is coffeeer has large amounts of cream, sugar, and other additives. This can be achieved by adding at least 4 large spoonfuls of sugar, artificial or natural, more than 5 regular cream packets, and possibly any other additive, such as a mix of some sort.

by Karl Brower June 11, 2006