Columbo's Mac

Cockney rhyming slang for cack (shit, poo, crap, turd)

Derived from the iconic image of the T.V detective portrayed by Peter Falk who always wore a beige rain Mac.

Fuck me, where’s your toilet?, I really need a Columbo’s Mac.

by Notorious O.T March 17, 2004

Columbus High School

a shit liberal arts school for people who think theyre smart and better than everyone else. Columbus HIgh School is filled with all the wannabe stoners, vaping pussies, and circle jerkers in the Columbus GA.

Ah fuck you go to columbus high school? sorry i dont talk to people who eat semen for money.

by CuntSuckler January 7, 2019

phallic column

The penis is considered the phallic column.

Most men have phallic columns.

by Rofoman May 10, 2006

clumpus

to have an extreme amount of awesomeness or kewlness.
:

blairizzle is super clumpus!!

by Kaitizzle August 2, 2008

columbian handshake

During a 3 way, the two givers put their hands in both ends of the receiver and give each other a handshake somewhere in the middle.

-How did she die doctor?

-I'm afraid she was Columbian handshaken.

by south_park_columbian October 30, 2013

Clumb

'to stimulate erogenous zones using one's thumb'

I clumbed my missus for hours last night until she clumbed all over me

by The CrossWord September 11, 2011

clum

clum is a word for an amzing guy with massive muscles and amazing look

i need to be like clum, he is amazing who live in an amazing flat with an amazing mum

by suzzie and MIKE January 2, 2009