A slang term describing the process in which 1) a male shits on his partner's face, 2) rubs his butt and nether parts in said partner's face, and finally 3)coaxes the partner into sucking his balls, now covered in his own fecal matter.
My boyfriend makes the best cup of Turkish Coffee--strong and aromatic, just like I like it!
This Turkish Coffee is so thick, I could choke on it.
This Turkish Coffee is so thick, I could choke on it.
by Stymey Wilkerson May 10, 2006
This word has various meanings. 1) someone working overtime (see Nervous Nigel). 2) a state where someone has drank a wee too much coffee. 3) in certain circles, another way of saying gumf. 4) a phrase volvo_man made up because a bloody spider crawled up and over his computer screen a few times at super speed. Yeah, you shut up.
Badlino: "must work...must drink...COFFEE."
Groot: "Hey man, i think it's time to lay off the caffine. you've gone coffee happy, man."
Groot: "Hey man, i think it's time to lay off the caffine. you've gone coffee happy, man."
by Volvo_Man January 06, 2004
When a sexual partner has to relieve themselves, so the other partner inserts a coffee capsule into their rectum and they slowly drip warm pee.
by Rosie Hyman November 15, 2020
Jack - here's a coffee Jodie
Jodie - Thank you
5 minutes later......
John - You know that was a white coffee
Jodie - You dirty pig fuck you
Jodie - Thank you
5 minutes later......
John - You know that was a white coffee
Jodie - You dirty pig fuck you
by Onhhh March 01, 2017
The act of eating an anal creampie some time after the initial deposit has been made giving ample time for the deposit to cool and change colors to brown.
by I am nate July 20, 2018
The act of putting crushed ice in your ass, ejaculating in someone's mouth and squeezing in the ice. Gargle and ENJOY!
by Joe Trio October 27, 2007
Susan got tired of Mike rubbing his balls on her face while she slept, so the next night she did a coffee filter on his chin.
by mason26 March 24, 2012