cluster-fuck

1. To cluster-fuck someone is to, with the help of 2 or more accomplaces, gang-rape some unsuspecting victim.

2. Cluster-fucking can also take place on a concentual basis in which 3 or more people work together to violenty satify the clustee.

1. Holy badger-fucking shit, I was walking home last night and I was cluster-fucked by a bunch of horny mexicans.

2. Oh man, I was walking home through the park and I saw a bunch of horny mexicans cluster-fucking these 2 nuns, It was totally bangin'

3. Where have I been? Me and my horny mexican friends have been out cluster-fucking autistic orphans!

by Jimmmeh February 16, 2006

cluster fuck

A large assembling of useless identities that do not have any purpose other than to be annoying

Tom Brady thrwe into a cluster fuck of defenders but was lucky to walk away with an incompletion

by Coach Z June 4, 2003

clusterfuck

A complicated group of people who each, on a seperate basis, have engaged in sex or are with in two sexual degrees of separation from at least one member of the group.

Jamie fucked Tommy who fucked Sally who slept with Sara, who's been messing with Jamie. What a clusterfuck.

by Tom, Dick, and Harry September 19, 2003

chester

slang for ecstasy or e, consists of MDMA: see ecstasy

this girl over here is having a draw back from that chester last weekend

by Gears n the saints September 19, 2009

cluster fuck

Term used by musicians when everyone is overplaying and the music turns into a wall of noise.

Jimmy wouldn't turn down his guitar, and Mike kept playing scales on the keyboard. It didn't sound like a song; it was just one big clusterfuck.

by Joe April 21, 2005

cluster fuck

Related to the chaos and havoc created by cluster bombs, but in this case, chaos and havoc caused by administrative stupidity and stubborness.

The emergency response drill as a cluster fuck.

by Ralph September 14, 2003

clusterfuck

A very complex and challenging situation. Usually refers to situations that are TOO complex and difficult.

The store was a clusterfuck, so I just went and ordered it online.

That code has been used on so many projects that it's become a clusterfuck, so I just rewrote it from scratch.

The entrance to that dungeon is a clusterfuck, so go in stealthed to get the lewt.

by TheSquirtz March 5, 2005