cotton eyed joe

wack ass woman thief

"i would have been wed several times as of now, had it not been for cotton eyed joe"

by tommy anderson August 19, 2006

cottonmouth

"Cottonmouth" is a mental condition from smoking weed. At a low to mid level high cotton mouth will occur when the mind is being offset by T.H.C. Your mouth is actually wet and you are still salivating, it is just a mind game. At a high level of "highness"(blown), cottonmouth can occur and can lead to dehydration.

dude i have "cottonmouth". dude its your mind playing tricks on you!

by d.j. smaks March 27, 2009

Picking Cotton

When you jerk off a black guy and he ejaculates, and you have to pick out semen from underneath your fingernails.

"I was picking cotton after a fun night with Bill Cosby"

by Valterain November 19, 2016

Akron/Canton Goatee

In the tradition of the Cleveland Steamer this is a move in which one partner places his or her anus directly on the other's chin and then proceeds to make poopee thereby giving a "goatee-esque" appearance. Both cities names' are used because they happen share an airport and are in Ohio.

First I gave her a Dirty Sanchez and an Akron/Canton Goatee. Then I had her put aviators on her so she looked like some d-bag Chicago Bears fan.

by Chadsef June 20, 2007

Cotton candy

My girlfriend my forever lasting girlfriend that u love and respect

Youre my cotton candy ill do anything for you babe

by Going for it October 22, 2015

cottonhead

A very old person with all white or gray hair. Mostly used in a derogatory fashion.

Nah, I don't want to go to eat at Norms; its filled with cottonheads.

by V.D.K. December 30, 2008

Catatonic

1: excitement, or excessive movement, is associated with extreme behavior directed toward oneself or others.

2: slang for a girl that gets hit on often because of her striking presence, energy, and swagger. When she enters a room, her ebullience is immediately felt. She attracts all genders; enjoys concubine rice. If she chooses to date you, you are deemed a lucky person.

ldub: I met this beeze the other night at a bar.

Sunshine: Oh yeah, what she like??

ldub: She's hot as hell, so damn catatonic. I'll be lucky if she call me.

by kittysbeeze June 16, 2010