Super Cancer 

A bacteria-based infection of the spinal cord. Capable of being spread at any time via breathing, leaving germs,and epicly failing at a video game. Super Cancer causes the spinal cord to swell, causing the bones made to protect the spine pinch nerves between virtebre. This can cause many nerve-based problems with long names that I cant spell accuratly. Super Cancer, dispite the name, has nothing to do with normal cancer of any kind.

Person 1- Oh noes! Josh got Super Cancer!
Person 2- Oh noes!

Super Cancer by Cobra Commando May 7, 2009

Eat my testicular cancer 

A phrase used to insult people in the mills college alumni. Eat my testicular cancer originated from a secondary school in Vancouver, Canada by a very attractive and convenient person. It can also be used to describe someone with horrible green and yellow shoes, a trigger-happy Serbian, a Jarus-hakak with a very loose vigina or just plainly that racist idiot that went to Mills college.

Eat my testicular cancer jerk
go back to mills college
inconvenient is gabes word so eat my testicular cancer

Eat my testicular cancer by NNNN. Charles April 12, 2007

Ass cancer 

Cancer of the ass

Terence im blessing you with ass cancer, iv just farted by the way

Ass cancer by Alex Broadbent July 11, 2006

Stage 5 Cancer 

TikTok

Person 1: Bro you want to check out my new tiktok? It's some cool lip synci-
Person 2: That's just Stage 5 Cancer in disguise. No.

Stage 5 Cancer by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna November 30, 2020

Tree Cancer 

In a combat sport like paintball or airsoft, or First Person Shooter like Call of Duty or Brothers In Arms, a person (usually a sniper or camper) who stays behind or takes refuge behind or near a tree. Conied by the US Army Sniper School.

Troy was a tree cancer when he stayed behind a tree and sniped for 20 minutes in Call of Duty.

Tree Cancer by Hackermeyer March 29, 2009

ass cancer 

its when you have cancer, in your ass

Doctor: "you have ass cancer."
The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere: "ass cancer?!?!?"
Doctor: "it's uh... when you have cancer in your ass."
The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere: "oh my god, how could this happen?"
Doctor: "Think - have you been sitting anywhere radioactive lately?"

ass cancer by homieijustfuckedyomomma October 26, 2017

faggot cancer 

Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome: AIDS

Hey, I heard Bryce got Faggot Cancer from sexual intercourse with Fabio

faggot cancer by Jake G September 26, 2006